1. A1 If He Opens His Mouth We're Finished
2. A2 Potted Meat Resemblance
3. A3 Space Is Rather Dusty
4. A4 Attempts To Be Dense
5. A5 NOT In The Mood
6. A6 Muffin Ruled Out
7. A7 So I Went Into Boots...
8. A8 No, No, No, No, No, No, No
9. A9 Do Not Let Children
10. A10 You're So Wrong That I'm Going To Kill You
11. A11 St Otto's School For Sightless Boys
12. A12 Remote Control Jeep
13. B1 Hide The Weenie
14. B2 Depressed Duck
15. B3 John Zorn Is Too Old To Play Hardcore
16. B4 Singing
17. B5 De-tune Tune
18. B6 10,000 Dollars For Ringo
19. B7 Kill Them All And Come Back Alone
20. B8 Mr Mishkin Is A Unique Example Of This
21. B9 Frighteningly Similar
22. B10 It All Began With A Toy

• 2:17 Stock, Hausen & Walkman - Depressed Duck
• 4:05 Stock, Hausen & Walkman - Kill Them All and Come Back Alone

Cassette packaged inside a Kellogg's Variety cereal box, together with eight small sheets of paper bearing credits and art, all inside a Biohazard baggie. From the release notes on the SHW Bandcamp page: "Originally released cassette tape scratchiness from 1989. Hand fashioned in batches of 16 or 32 ( depending on how many 8 packs of those pocket sized cereal boxes we could afford ). skillfully razored open, cereal bag pin pricked, deflated and then re-sealed with a sticker ( so much air was in these things a cassette and more could easily be inserted after deflation, great value Mr Ke**og!), mostly sold by mail order and at a few shops or gigs.. maybe upwards of 128 might exist somewhere in the world... the birth of the Stock, Hausen & Walkman myth and true proof that their roots were as much in improvising as in tape scratching and sampling. All recordings live from a private afternoon session upstairs at The Star & Garter in Manchester and bits from a few other gigs at The Millstone. This cassette is so rare even members of the band didn't have a copy..." Tracks are numbered 1 to 10 for side A & 1 to 12 for side B. Handmade limited edition of 110 to 130.